Breaking News: Ante-Down Sells Out to IinventedDtoD!
I Iinvented Dick to Dick is pleased to announce the signing of the ultimate underground artist, "Ante-Down"! Sure to be a celebrity favorite, Ante-Down is so original he created a word to describe himself: Performartester- Part performer, part street artist, part protester. Ante-Down is quickly growing to be all the rage with 12-30 year old males. A natural addict, he wants nothing more than to stick it to "the man" by ruining family branded gaming parks. "If he's there, he's drunk, and if he loses, everyone wins" - Undisclosed Celebrity
Breaking News: Street Artist GRap80/90 on Board!
It is with great pleasure IinventedDtoD announces the recent signing of street artist GRap80/90. Famous for her D-Boy-M (Dropping Bombs on Your Moms) sticker seen throughout the streets of L.A. GRap80/90 takes lyrics from early 90's Gangster Rap and exposes their literal meaning with just a splash of political angst. Kids love it! She is currently in the process of revolutionizing the greeting card industry with Holiday favorites: "Strawberry has a gift for you," and a Veteran's Day classic "I gotta letter from the Government ..." I Invented Dick to Dick is pleased to announce that she will be putting together a limited edition D-Boy-M print for the first 10,000,000 Licensees.
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