Are you tired of not getting the respect your title deserves from your subordinates? Do you have all the money but none of the fear (respect) your title commands? Do you wish there was a way to buy respect in business?
Now you can! Dick to Dick is a powerful new American handshake sure to be the next big craze in subordinate hand to hand American workplace greetings. It's already invented -and the best part is- you invented it! WHAT? That's right I said it, YOU invented it. All you have to do is pay the one time license fee and let us do all the work for you. Once again, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to take credit for something before it becomes a success. Earning respect the old fashioned way would take time and a lot of hard work, so why not "earn" it instantly, the Dick to Dick way.
Real executives, making real decisions, handing out abuse and getting the repect their title deserves, the Dick to Dick way.
Just because you don't care, doesn't mean your employees shouldn't either.
Robbing the American public is easy, earning their respect while doing it, is not. Now there's Dick to Dick.
In the 90's subordinates had the high five. In the 2000's it was the fist bump and now in the 10's it's going to be Dick to Dick - and you invented it.